Figured we might as well have a thread for amusing and/or useful custom shouts. So far I haven't edited my shouts too much except for the auto-shout ones. Pity MH still doesn't have something like Tribes' VGS, especially since ~touchscreen keyboard~ only now.
On a sidenote, I think the conditions to trigger auto-shouts are pretty messed up. In particular I find it hella silly that there are separate auto-shouts for being pinned down, hit with sleep/snow, and stunned - but not one auto-shout for when your health gets critically low. Meanwhile, we do have an auto-shout for fainting...as though that matters - instead of the myriad other things we could have had...
Anyways, here are my custom shouts so far:
[Auto] Mounting: Time to tip the scales!
[Auto] Pinned: Free hits for everyone!
[Auto] Bombs: Now that's strategy!
[Auto] Sleep/Snow: Didn't Smogon ban this?!
[Auto] Stunned: That was just STUNNING!
[Auto] Faint: Shazbot!
Other than that, haven't edited my other shouts so much, except to put in "zomfgartificialdifficulty" and similarly "omfgartificialdifficultyBS" for lulz. One of those was going to be my sleep/snow auto-shout, but I'm sticking with Smogon for now.